16.2.09

Deergate '09

It was pretty amusing to find a leaked email correspondence between some of my campus faculty. What's more hilarious is the intensity (and stubbornness mixed with a dash of pompousness) in which they "discuss" the topic.

Here's how the story goes... Professor A sends out a request on helping with feed for deers that live in the wilderness of our campus grounds, especially since this practice has been burdening the staff of the on-campus childcare centre financially. Professor B states his reasons on why this should be discouraged in a very diplomatic, scientific manner since a deer population explosion may occur among others; and is fully supported by Professor K. After a flurry of replies stating the wonders of having the endearing creatures in our immediate surroundings (DISNEY! BAMBI! NATURE EDUCATION!), K rebukes on how everyone has disrespected B (and in essence, himself indirectly) by not heeding B's advice. This leads to a professional showdown between Professor M, who so happens to be the spouse of A, and K.

The email leak was stopped and god knows how Deergate was resolved.






Speed is Deceiving

Stones taught me to fly
Love taught me to lie
Life taught me to die

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